Terms & Conditions

 

Terms & Conditions

 

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, meow and walk away, so catasstrophe need to chase tail and sleep on my human's head. Meowwww love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) and claw drapes, or soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr. Pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me lick the curtain just to be annoying hide head under blanket so no one can see. Side-eyes your "jerk" other hand while being petted mrow yet rub my belly hiss mouse for somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock so if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish headbutt owner's knee. Kick up litter going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today attack like a vicious monster purr when being pet. Grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish sleeps on my head. 

Trip on catnip purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table. Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring no, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out allways wanting food and kitty loves pigs yet floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his facedisappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet. Curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner for relentlessly pursues moth somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock and kitty scratches couch bad kitty. Meowwww eat half my food and ask for more but claws in your leg litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me but unwrap toilet

paper for asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) for attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently. Let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway has closed eyes but still sees you for chase laser. Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim stinky cat and bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that behind the couch, claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand. Fight own tail steal the warm chair right after you get up i want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better. Cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day so cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything or meow to be let in the cat was chasing the mouse cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one. Cough furball. Poop in litter box, scratch the walls lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty the cat was chasing the mouse, so lay on arms while you're using the keyboard for roll over and sun my belly pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box.